“I swear I’m not drunk officer!” Part 1

The good people over on Twitter have some pretty funny thoughts and stories to share. I would be lying if I said I didn’t genuinely enjoy reading their tweets and talking with them. When it comes to their stories about “drinking” (you’ll see why that’s in quotes later), they get themselves in interesting situations and have some things to say about it.

Note to self: The 2-Step doesn’t work on the gas and brake pedals.

 

 

 

 

 

 

This is actually the tweet that inspired the name of this series.

 

 

 

 

 

 

We feel your pain over here in Rhode Island.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Apology accepted…but please drive better!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Having taken Uber before, I can just see this happening.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Now that is interesting to think about!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Worst advice EVER!

 

 

 

 

 

 

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